My partner has terrible hearing and is constantly mistaking what I am saying to him. It would be ridiculously annoying if what he comes out with wasn’t so random and unusual. Where he pulls these language guesstimations from, I don’t know..
Today we were in a cafe and the lights had those string ball shades on them. I pondered aloud, “I wonder if they made these themselves?”
But somehow he heard “I wonder if they made these in spiders bellies?”.
The mind boggles.